August 2012
July 2012
cosmicsan:
when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
I'm gonna start screaming, "OEDIPUS!" instead of...
shut-up-merlin:
People are freaking out because it’s August tomorrow.
Then there’s me.
DOCTOR WHO STARTS THIS MONTH
galehawthorne:
falls into pit of everlasting despair because not good enough to compete in olympics
timmytwerker:
McDonald’s sponsoring the Olympics is like Trojan promoting abstinence.
atomicairspace:
copperbooms:
when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing
it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
icantfeelmyarms:
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500...
finding money in your wallet that you didn’t know... →
10knotes:
Here’s a blog that’s totally worth following
“I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.”
– one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey (via yrodyknuh)
the hills are alive with the sound of music
waitress: what would you like to drink
me: do you have dr pepper?
waitress: yep!
me: ok i'll have a coke
tomlinsmirk:
do you ever just listen to yourself and wonder how someone hasn’t punched you in the face yet
Watch
Just that boost of happiness you need.
does anyone know what happened to tanya baxter like they tried to cover it up by saying she went back to school but i know. i know. disney is hiding something.
Watchjuilan:
Kids trick teacher into thinking a student is dead.
s4ls4:
mrsspencereid:
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
this is seriously all i fucking think about
therealhamster:
fuckingsailormoon:
therealhamster:
if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”
Im guessing youre not a real hamster??????
