June 2012
flaming00s:
only in math problems will you find a guy interested in buying 587 oranges
me: no trust me he's really attractive google images is just giving us bad results
May 2012
romanisreloaded:
so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video
cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough
Arthur: Here you are, Skip. Nice hot cup of coffee.
Martin: Augh. It´s cold.
Arthur: Nice cup of coffee.
Martin: It´s horrible.
Arthur: Cup of coffee.
Martin: Not even sure it is coffee...
Arthur: Cup.
gh3tt0fabul0us:
EA GAMES
challenge everything
Interviewer: “When you look in the mirror in the morning, what do you see?” Taylor Swift: “Not much until I put my contacts in.”
the-prisoner-of-baskerville:
Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.
Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.
Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.
Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.
Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.
Seamus Finnegan and the Year He Blew Shit Up By Accident.
Seamus Finnegan...
Sofia Vergara: E-C, BRE-C, BUETEAFUL, CUPBOARDGERL.
“thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I...”
– no one (via endlessfragments)
