Scars remind us of where we’ve been. They don’t have to dictate where we’re...– David Rossi (Criminal Minds)
I found this on MLIM. My day is made.
Dear Bella, Heard you got pregnant and almost... →
a mean girls and anti-twilight post? I think yes.
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Bad choices for pets ~
fuckyeahcaptainhair: “Here, velociraptor!”
The awkward moment when Robert Pattinson admits he...
Peter Highman: Why do you even have this?
Ethan Tremblay: Oh, 'cause this is my daddy. These are his ashes.
Peter Highman: Why are your father's ashes in a coffee can?
Ethan Tremblay: Because he's dead, Peter!
That’s great Jeremy, but I’m going to go home now and fart into a shoebox.– Tiny Fey in Date Night (via andiswim)
Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.: Bingo.
Ricky Bobby: Nice.
Texas Ranger: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.