April 2011
Barney: What club should we hit first? There’s club Was, there’s Wrong…
Marshall: um, those places shut down a long time ago…
Barney: oh no!
Marshall: Oh No shut down too.
Ted: There’s Where.
Jerry: Where’s Where?
Lily: Where’s where Was was wasn’t it?
Barney: No. Was wasn’t where Where was. Was was where Wrong was, right?
Jerry: Okay…
Ted: NOT Okay - that place is lame.
Robyn: Okay is lame? I thought Lame is a gay bar or is that Wrong?
Marshall: That’s Wrong - that’s NOT wrong.
Barney: Guys, focus!
Robyn: Ooooh! I like Focus! Let’s go there!
Ted: Where?
Robyn: Not Where, Focus!
Lily: I thought Focus was closed.
Barney: No, Was was closed! Once Was shut down, it reopened as Closed.
Marshall: So Closed is open!
Robyn: No Closed is closed.
Jerry: I don’t know! Third Base, right?
Robyn: Ew, Third Base is all frat guys.
Lily: I’ll go any place, okay?
Ted: NOT Okay! Okay is lame!
Robyn: Okay is NOT lame! Lame is a gay bar!
Lily: Guys, shut up.
Barney: No. Shut Up shut down. I can’t believe I don’t know the clubs anymore!
Marshall: Guys, just pick a club, okay?
Ted: NOT Okay!
Everyone: OKAY IS LAME - GAY BAR!
Marshall: For the record, I was in there once on accident. I’m pretty sure it’s pronounce “luh-may”
Barney: It’s Hopeless isn’t it?
