John Hurt
I hurt
You hurt
We all hurt
Tracks
oh god what did i do
No, Moon Moon, you are not a firework.
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
bitch it might be
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
can we talk about my new shirt
i
want
I would love that shirt.
my theater teacher has this hanging above his desk
(Source: dakotars)
Boy records interview with his future self in 1992 and has a conversation with himself in 2012
I expected to watch this and shed a nostalgic tear, instead I cried tears of laughter.
i watched this like five times yesterday because its amazing
this is pretty hilarious lmao
I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect
one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious
(Source: geekscoutcookies)
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I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy’s celebration
help me I can’t stop laughing
DID HE JUST RUN ALL THE WAY TO THE SEATS TO CLAP FOR HIS TEAM OMFG
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
yoooooooo you got the joke wrong its supposed to be Claire Leigh i mean who the fuck names their kid Clearly
What if you played a game where you put a bit of each element in each chocolate.
The last person alive wins.
reblogging because that.
(Source: jkubee92)
